the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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