Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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