I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize