Rock
Scissors
Fuck
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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