I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Who died my cat blue again?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
