I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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