yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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