I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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