i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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