You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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