so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
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