Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Congratulations! We have a period
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