i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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