Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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