real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Fuck appropriateness.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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