if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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