Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
The air was thick with penises
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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