me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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