I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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