Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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