can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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