Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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