i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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