please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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