she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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