is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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