Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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