The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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