Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
it hurts more in the daytime
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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