Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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