why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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