I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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