I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
