It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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