It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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