Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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