don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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