Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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