on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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