help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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