I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Did you just see the Batmobile???
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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