I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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