She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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