it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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