What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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