google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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