so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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