Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Randomize
