My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
splinters make it hard to masturbate
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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