Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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