You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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