When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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