come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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