We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
