id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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