Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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